WORLD FAMOUS RUBBER CHICKEN

WORLD FAMOUS RUBBER CHICKEN

The World Famous Original Rubber Chicken is made of soft rubber that feels like plucked chicken skin.  

It's a great funny gift for your uncle, looks ridiculous sticking out from your locker, hilarious hanging from the trunk of your car.  

Wear it like a crown - Chicken a la King! Tie it to a blue rope - Chicken Cordon Bleu! Serve it for Thanksgiving dinner and wait for the guffaws!

Our Original Rubber Chicken is well, the original. All others are impostors!

More chicken jokes:

Doctor, please help! My brother thinks he's a chicken!

- A chicken? How long has this been going on?

Ten years.

- Ten years! Why didn't you see me sooner?

We needed the eggs!

This chicken had feathers pointing the wrong way.

- She was tickled to death.

Why did the cow cross the road?
- It was the chicken's day off.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

- Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why can't you take a chicken to church?
- Because they use FOWL language.

Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
- The outside.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?
- Because he had the drumsticks.

Why did the police arrest the chicken?
- They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
- To keep his wigwam.

The jokes are free, and worth every penny. Use the money you've saved to pick up an Original Rubber Chicken at Tin City Magic today.